Has your ride got a name?

[Bitzco]

I've been struggling to get a name for my sweet ride. Haven't hit on just the right one yet. I had a car "Scarlet the Harlot" once, but that just doesn't fit the boat. I was watching Wayne's World last night and really gave some consideration to "Mirth Mobile" but the boat isn't a mobile and it doesn't have sweet flames like Garth's Pacer. The Babraham Lincoln (also from Wayne's World) got a little consideration as did the Schwinger (Wayne's World). I didn't name the last one until she sank (hence the name Sinker), and I want to do this one more honor. Have you guys named yours? If so, what's the name? Perhaps in keeping with Wreck's nickname for us intermountain west guys I could name her the Tabernacle Girl, but that doesn't exactly have the sex appeal I'm looking for. Maybe in light of the 330 cc bombers on board, I should call it the Pamela, the Vallery, the Babewatch or the Barb Wire. I guess I can't really do that though--330 cc just isn't enough.

[Bitzco]

By the way, I saw an SX at Marine Products once on which the owner had added small letters e and y to the hull graphics. That boat was the SeXy.

[DENNIS]

SINKER II, WHICH MIGHT IMPLY THAT YOU SANK 2, EXTREMELY RARE, NO LONGER IN PRODUCTION, TOYOTA BOATS.

I ALWAYS LIKED "MY QUIET VIBRATING WATERTOY.

WIFE SAID ITS TOO BIG FOR THAT

[toyotafreak]

Before I heard that it's BAAAAAHD to name a towboat...I wanted to have one of these painted on the transom, with the plate and everything. Instead, I used it as a screen name for two years before tiring of wondering if people knew I was talking about the boat...

[Epicrider]

Since my boat was green and a "'yota",I considered calling it MASTER 'YOTA.But only the star wars geeks would enjoy that.So I called mine Clear 4 Takeoff since I work in aviation.

[festivus]

Mine was already named "mi nina" when I bought her.    I think it is Spanish for 'One kicka#$ boat' or something.  I am thinking of re-naming her "Starla" after the buff chick in Napoleon Dynamite.  I also sort of like "Jimmywhip"

[lesman01]

Mine was named "Georgia on My Mind" when I bought it. I peeled off the "Ge" and "a" ..turned the "i" into a "y" for a while until I removed it completely.  I heard the same thing Toyota freak heard about not naming tow boats.

[Bitzco]

Lesman,

I like that one. I'm not too superstitious despite my redneck genealogy, so I'll figure out a name sometime, and Festivus, my kids suggested "Tina" from Napoleon. I think Starla the musclebound lady would be perfect for one of our ladies. I also think GR8 DNA is one of my favorite screennames, nicknames, boat names, sex toy names, etc.

[festivus]

"Tina" is a great name.  Let me know if you don't use it. 

[2000epic]

I was thinking Nautacorolla as in Not a toyota corolla.   

[blueplastic]

I don't have a name for mine but since it's a wakeboarding boat, I like the name "Last Chance".