Man that Festivus is always tryin' to put me down. it was a toeside, blindside tantrum to revert three feet above the tower wearing my blue tan thru speedo and straw amish hat. Oh yeah, it was also done on a wakeskate. Actually, I am too old and bald to keep up with Festivus. Also, note in the third pic that my seven year old daughter is watching his 14 year old daughter watching me and the Mrs. on the sundeck. Actually, I wish there was some action on that sundeck. I'm off somewhere helping little midgets climb rocks and stuff without breaking their necks. Anybody want to go in on a houseboat share at Powell? I'm gettin' kinda tired of being Lake Powell trailer trash. I'm trailer trash at home, so why would I want to go on vacation and still be trailer trash.
Lastly, ain't them there boats purty? Take a looksee at the SX. I didna like da foldin' bimini worth a dang, so I dug deep in da couch an scrounged up some change fer a bimimi what makes de ol lady happy. It covers her delicate parts from da sun what is a shinin' up in da sky. It ain't da manliest of dem bimini's but is so durn functional, I had to pick it up at da store. Folds up nice agin da tower fer towin' da boat aroun too. Bimini is bald head's best frien'.