Now that's a happy ending - found your stick, it's 3/4" longer than you thought, and ended with killing the GG stickers!
It's always rewarding to watch people fall in love with their Epics.
Makes me remember my first time with her. Still have that feeling, though. As with marriage, the older the relationship, the more kids and kids activities...the less often you get to take her out. It's kinda like riding a bike though, once you get her uncovered, it all comes back. Sometimes I slip under the covers to make sure everything's still good - check on the cushions and of course the drivetrain. Usually get carried away and before reaching for the dipstick, I realize it's best to save that for when she's uncovered all the way.
Yep, I'm a dork. But I mean it about watching people with their new Epics.