Man, when them big winds comes up, I jest grab my lasoo and one o' my ol' ladies. I lasoo that tornader and we go fer a heck of ride. We calls it redneck dancin'. And, yep, I leveled her out. I snagged a bunch a ol' cardboard boxes from the piggly wiggly. All the guys from the trailer park came over an we picked up the corner o the trailer and I stuffed them boxes under. I didn't have quite enough, but I found a roadkill skunk in the yard an I put it under there too. That did her. The trailer smells a bit funny now but we don't have to walk uphill to git to the can.